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Hazel Heart isn't bad either. She's just so damn cute I wouldn't care that her cooter looks like someone dropped their roast beef sandwich on the floor of an ethnic barber shop
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
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Originally Posted By ManiacRat: I dunno why but the word cooter makes me wanna vomit. When hearing "cooter" my brain just cannot envision a beautifully chiseled work of art vagina, it envisions a disgusting foul leaking hatchet wound. View Quote Cheech Marin in From Dusk Till Dawn - pussy,pussy,pussy |
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Voting to fix our societies problems, is just as effective as donating to the NRA to expand gun rights.
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"Before I do anything, I ask myself 'Would an idiot do this thing?' And if the answer is 'yes,' then I do not do that thing." -Dwight Schrute
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It's Offical!
Feral Girl Summer is over. Chad and Tyrone desire shaved kitty only. |
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"Beware the fury of a patient man" - John Dryden
"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God" - Simon Bradstreet "I may crossdress but I don't dress like a whore" - LittlePony |
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants" - Thomas Jefferson
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. View Quote When an Evil Genius opens up! |
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Of all the things to bitch about, beaver shavers is the LAST thing on my list
I like a well trimmed quim. |
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GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.
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Quokka Fashions is a youtube channel not to be missed
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Originally Posted By ManiacRat: I dunno why but the word cooter makes me wanna vomit. When hearing "cooter" my brain just cannot envision a beautifully chiseled work of art vagina, it envisions a disgusting foul leaking hatchet wound. View Quote @ManiacRat, You're a local boy, right? A few days ago Mom and I were in the car and she said, "Pet my cooter. Pet my cooter. Pet my cooter?" I almost drove off the road. "Um.....wat?" "Pet my cooter. What does that even mean?" "Why are you saying pet my cooter?" "It was on a sign back there. What the heck is a cooter?" "......well, Mom......it's another word for vagina." "Oh my word! Are you serious? What kind of business would put that on a sign?" "Presumably not a legal one." Now I have to make a trip back down 11th st in Bmt to see what we're dealing with here. |
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Hepatitis C is Spanish for hepatitis Yes.
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Between the homo aids and STD commercials, the stanky pussy commercials and the twat hair shaver commercials the world sure has changed a lot since I was a kid and not for the better
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: bored MILFs. @RTX View Quote Exactly, Jamal. Bored MILFs at Tarjay have to service themselves since the GD-type incels won't go there to help them. The incels are too scared they'll run into a tranny in the baffroom or some fag might look at their ass, so they miss out on the easy pickins. Easy pickins of mid-day MILFs and a box of Tarjay wine with a hotel room compliments of hubby's black Amex. And it doesn't surprise me that GD is appalled at women shaving their coochies. Most of the incels here are scared of pussy, so makes sense they'd want it hidden by big bush. |
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I've done so much with so little for so long, I can do anything with nothing.
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Targeted advertising is a thing, OP. What's in your search history?
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GD stands in front of the majesty of the universe and tells dick jokes. - Prime
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I must be doing something wrong - I can't find any hair to shave on the local cooters.
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Originally Posted By 1bamashooter: that's a very strange way to look at it but whatever floats your boat. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By 1bamashooter: Originally Posted By Karankawa: Pedos prefer that prepubescent look. that's a very strange way to look at it but whatever floats your boat. I'm more concerned about the mention of wives who think it's something freaky. What age demographic are we talking here? |
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Hepatitis C is Spanish for hepatitis Yes.
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: negative, ghost rider. i want you to picture flashdance documentary jennifer beals with big hair and bush. https://goldenglobes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/04-jennifer-beals_image4.jpeg a woman like that who shaves her cooter bald is committing a sin against Gad. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By denverdan: That's a good thing broseph. i want you to picture flashdance documentary jennifer beals with big hair and bush. https://goldenglobes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/04-jennifer-beals_image4.jpeg a woman like that who shaves her cooter bald is committing a sin against Gad. I dont mind it either way. Growing up with dads 80s porn vids and playboys I figured bush was normal. |
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: negative, ghost rider. i want you to picture flashdance documentary jennifer beals with big hair and bush. https://goldenglobes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/04-jennifer-beals_image4.jpeg a woman like that who shaves her cooter bald is committing a sin against Gad. View Quote Same with a real redhead. There oughta be a law. |
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Originally Posted By ArmedKulak: I do, but the hairy girl I'm imagining is young, beautiful, petite , and has perfect fair skin. Google Milena D(NSFW). Her hairy armpits have more sex appeal than your average American girl. She's probably not the norm, though, and I should probably be thankful I've never had a hairy one. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By ArmedKulak: Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: You want a hairy girl? I can get you a hairy girl, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I do, but the hairy girl I'm imagining is young, beautiful, petite , and has perfect fair skin. Google Milena D(NSFW). Her hairy armpits have more sex appeal than your average American girl. She's probably not the norm, though, and I should probably be thankful I've never had a hairy one. |
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: negative, ghost rider. i want you to picture flashdance documentary jennifer beals with big hair and bush. https://goldenglobes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/04-jennifer-beals_image4.jpeg a woman like that who shaves her cooter bald is committing a sin against Gad. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By denverdan: That's a good thing broseph. i want you to picture flashdance documentary jennifer beals with big hair and bush. https://goldenglobes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/04-jennifer-beals_image4.jpeg a woman like that who shaves her cooter bald is committing a sin against Gad. She was a maniac |
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Originally Posted By Fd_93: There’s one in Dublin CA too. Took me a few drives past to notice what it actually was. Besides, hardwood floors are way better. So easy to keep clean, you never know what lurking inside the carpet. View Quote This is what’s wrong with America. No sense of Adventure |
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Hell no with shaving and the stubble that comes soon after.
Brazilian waxing is the way to go. |
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Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime: I'm more concerned about the mention of wives who think it's something freaky. What age demographic are we talking here? View Quote Excuse me, ma'am, but the men are talking here. We're trying to figure out why we can't get our 80 year old wives to shave their coochies for us. This is very serious bidness, so you can see yourself out now. |
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Originally Posted By ManiacRat: I dunno why but the word cooter makes me wanna vomit. When hearing "cooter" my brain just cannot envision a beautifully chiseled work of art vagina, it envisions a disgusting foul leaking hatchet wound. View Quote Or a black cat with a redbird in its mouth. Cooter is a little better than wolf jaw. |
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Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime: @ManiacRat, You're a local boy, right? A few days ago Mom and I were in the car and she said, "Pet my cooter. Pet my cooter. Pet my cooter?" I almost drove off the road. "Um.....wat?" "Pet my cooter. What does that even mean?" "Why are you saying pet my cooter?" "It was on a sign back there. What the heck is a cooter?" "......well, Mom......it's another word for vagina." "Oh my word! Are you serious? What kind of business would put that on a sign?" "Presumably not a legal one." Now I have to make a trip back down 11th st in Bmt to see what we're dealing with here. View Quote I haven't been around there in a while. I'll have to see also. I also don't see why some are grossed out by this. I'd bet most of us under 45-50 have never seen a real true unkempt bush in the wild in a sexual setting anyway. Crazy bus stop crackheads don't count. I sure haven't. It was all landing strips and neatly groomed/partially bare for my entire career. Which began in the mid 90s. |
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My aunt started yoga and got to where she could pull her legs behind her head. While my UNC,e was in the shower, she laid on the bed naked and pulled her legs behind her head and waited for him to walk in from the bathroom.
He walked in without his glasses and told her to put her teeth in and brush her hair because she looked like an opossum. |
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Originally Posted By RTX: Excuse me, ma'am, but the men are talking here. We're trying to figure out why we can't get our 80 year old wives to shave their coochies for us. This is very serious bidness, so you can see yourself out now. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By RTX: Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime: I'm more concerned about the mention of wives who think it's something freaky. What age demographic are we talking here? Excuse me, ma'am, but the men are talking here. We're trying to figure out why we can't get our 80 year old wives to shave their coochies for us. This is very serious bidness, so you can see yourself out now. Definitely not the visual I wanted and, I would argue, not the visual I deserved. |
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Hepatitis C is Spanish for hepatitis Yes.
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Originally Posted By XJ: North Scottsdale https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/54750/6473E442-75F3-4905-9E34-EB81729FC99F-1457838.jpg View Quote "Emergency walk in" Lol. |
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Isaiah 6:8. Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!"
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Originally Posted By ManiacRat: I haven't been around there in a while. I'll have to see also. I also don't see why some are grossed out by this. I'd bet most of us under 45-50 have never seen a real true unkempt bush in the wild in a sexual setting anyway. Crazy bus stop crackheads don't count. I sure haven't. It was all landing strips and neatly groomed/partially bare for my entire career. Which began in the mid 90s. View Quote I was raised a Jehovah's Witness and was extremely sheltered and naive and still knew to shave it all off before my first time and that was 1993. I can't recall why I knew to do it....probably Sassy magazine which was kind of like Glamour but for teenage girls. If even *I* knew way back when that it was the standard I can't wrap my mind around it being a *fringe* (lol) or weird thing to anyone who is young enough to be alive. |
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Hepatitis C is Spanish for hepatitis Yes.
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Originally Posted By Special-K: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/B36CCA6B-74D8-4030-93AB-B868B6F9E8A9-393.gif View Quote I'm betting most of the people using them are not the kind we want to see. |
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"In knifemaking everyone gets cut and everyone gets burned." Devin Thomas
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Thinking About Your Axe Wound |
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Sounds like I might need to turn the TV on?
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: negative, ghost rider. i want you to picture flashdance documentary jennifer beals with big hair and bush. https://goldenglobes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/04-jennifer-beals_image4.jpeg a woman like that who shaves her cooter bald is committing a sin against Gad. View Quote You sniffing glue again? |
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