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Originally Posted By aztec223: And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure! Louisville , Kentucky http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/Fart.jpg I can smell it from here! Though if you are looking for women at WalMart you are already in trouble. |
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Originally Posted By aztec223: I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard! The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze! Sarasota , Florida http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/cheekywench.jpg I would squeeze. |
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To squeeze or not to
Originally Posted By Friiguy: Originally Posted By aztec223: I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard! The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze! Sarasota , Florida http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/cheekywench.jpg I would squeeze. |
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Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By aztec223:
I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard! The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze! Sarasota , Florida http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/cheekywench.jpg I would squeeze. Are you kidding me???? You've clearly been living in SJC for toooo long!!!! |
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That is truth in advertising
Originally Posted By AliCat223: Originally Posted By Friiguy: Originally Posted By aztec223: I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard! The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze! Sarasota , Florida http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/cheekywench.jpg I would squeeze. Are you kidding me???? You've clearly been living in SJC for toooo long!!!! http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fail-owned-blue-jeans-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375 |
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I see mashed taters and gravey.
Originally Posted By aztec223: It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs. Houston , Texas http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/pinkcottagecheese.jpg |
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So, VB, does that mean it counts as a dinner pic? *gag*
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Originally Posted By AliCat223:
So, VB, does that mean it counts as a dinner pic? *gag* OH freakin' YUCK!!!!! |
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Originally Posted By AliCat223: So, VB, does that mean it counts as a dinner pic? *gag* out of |
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Originally Posted By aztec223:
It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs. Houston , Texas http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/pinkcottagecheese.jpg OMFG!!!! My eyes, my eyes. Actually that looks like cottage cheese and maraschino cherry juice. I think I'll go puke now. |
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Glad you are all so f-ing perfect.everyone needs love even you.
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Originally Posted By vbfg135: Glad you are all so f-ing perfect.everyone needs love even you. Women like what is pictured above are why men created vibrators. Everyone needs love. Some just get battery operated love. |
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Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By vbfg135:
Glad you are all so f-ing perfect.everyone needs love even you. Women like what is pictured above are why men created vibrators. Everyone needs love. Some just get battery operated love. Everybody deserves some lovin', and I'm sure she gets it from her chubby-hubby. When you age, and your BMI increases, you need to adjust your wardrobe accordingly. Trying to stretch into something you wore 15 years and 5 kids ago is rediculous. Before my wife came down with Spinal Stinosis, she had a Barbie Doll figure. Now, without the ability to workout the way she would like, she's gotten bigger. She doesn't try to wear the things she used to. Shit, I love her now just as much now as I did years ago when she looked like a pole-dancer. As far as me, I'm getting fatter and softer with every year. |
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Originally Posted By Friiguy:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/e6c9288a-aab6-4b78-9138-870aec97043a.jpg I see 'Chemainus' has had the same luck with wimmenz as you. |
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Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/e6c9288a-aab6-4b78-9138-870aec97043a.jpg I see 'Chemainus' has had the same luck with wimmenz as you. Oh how wrong you are! He didn't need to trade his paint shaker... his is looking and working well and comes on a bed with no problems! |
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Originally Posted By AliCat223:
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/e6c9288a-aab6-4b78-9138-870aec97043a.jpg I see 'Chemainus' has had the same luck with wimmenz as you. Oh how wrong you are! He didn't need to trade his paint shaker... his is looking and working well and comes on a bed with no problems! I was jesting about his previous. Not ewe, my dear. |
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Originally Posted By aztec223: Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine. Loves Park , Illinois http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/barneybutt.jpg There is a someone for everyone, or so I have been told! Now who would be this ladies Significant other, Spongebob? WOW! WTF? |
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Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By aztec223:
Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine. Loves Park , Illinois http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/barneybutt.jpg There is a someone for everyone, or so I have been told! Now who would be this ladies Significant other, Spongebob? WOW! WTF? Wow is right, not only what TF, WhyTF? |
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Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By AliCat223:
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/e6c9288a-aab6-4b78-9138-870aec97043a.jpg I see 'Chemainus' has had the same luck with wimmenz as you. Oh how wrong you are! He didn't need to trade his paint shaker... his is looking and working well and comes on a bed with no problems! I was jesting about his previous. Not ewe, my dear. She was a shear disaster, for sure... |
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Originally Posted By AliCat223:
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By AliCat223:
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/e6c9288a-aab6-4b78-9138-870aec97043a.jpg I see 'Chemainus' has had the same luck with wimmenz as you. Oh how wrong you are! He didn't need to trade his paint shaker... his is looking and working well and comes on a bed with no problems! I was jesting about his previous. Not ewe, my dear. She was a shear disaster, for sure... http://www.exoinfo.net/fred/sheep.jpg Egg-zack-tah-moon-DOH!!! |
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Originally Posted By aztec223:
And if garters are not your thing, how do you like Gold Lamay? http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/GoldLame.jpg Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur!!! Let me guess. East St. Louis????? |
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Originally Posted By aztec223:
Alpharetta , Georgia I'm sure it is just as lovely a place to spend a miserably life. |
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Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf: Originally Posted By aztec223: Alpharetta , Georgia I'm sure it is just as lovely a place to spend a miserably life. Imagine the humidity in those gold pants. |
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Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By aztec223:
Alpharetta , Georgia I'm sure it is just as lovely a place to spend a miserably life. Imagine the humidity in those gold pants. Not to mention the friction! |
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Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By aztec223:
Alpharetta , Georgia I'm sure it is just as lovely a place to spend a miserably life. Imagine the humidity in those gold pants. I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brushfire in a New Mexico wind than think about that. |
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Originally Posted By NMwaterfowler:
http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww114/nmwaterfowler/image001.jpg I guess a sense of humor helps if you are a plumber You better be able to laugh if you deal with shit all day. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By NMwaterfowler:
http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww114/nmwaterfowler/image001.jpg I guess a sense of humor helps if you are a plumber You better be able to laugh if you deal with shit all day. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile There's only two things you need to know to be a plumber. 1. Shit rolls downhill. 2. Payday is on Friday. |
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three: never put your hand in your mouth.
Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf: Originally Posted By Friiguy: Originally Posted By NMwaterfowler: http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww114/nmwaterfowler/image001.jpg I guess a sense of humor helps if you are a plumber You better be able to laugh if you deal with shit all day. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile There's only two things you need to know to be a plumber. 1. Shit rolls downhill. 2. Payday is on Friday. |
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Originally Posted By vbfg135:
three: never put your hand in your mouth. Originally Posted By yipykyah_mf:
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
Originally Posted By NMwaterfowler:
http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww114/nmwaterfowler/image001.jpg I guess a sense of humor helps if you are a plumber You better be able to laugh if you deal with shit all day. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile There's only two things you need to know to be a plumber. 1. Shit rolls downhill. 2. Payday is on Friday. I forgot about that one. |
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Originally Posted By aztec223:
Apparently, Lester Flem doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual. However, if you look up the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...... BINGO!!!! There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots. Laguna Niguel , California http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww97/223aztec/whatisthat.jpg Only in Californicate I HOPE!! Knowing Kalifornistan, I'll betcha the person in the background has a bigger penis than ol' Lester. |
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