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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:39:32 AM EDT
Funny? I can't. The first time I heard Wanda Sykes I thought she was kinda funny. I go back and listen now and realize she's just raunchy and nasty. I could go through the whole list and can't think of a single one that I think is funny. I honestly don't know how Sarah Silverman can afford to pay her light bill, much less be famous and rich. Who's funding her?
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Kathleen Madigan
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Taylor Tomlinson has some damn good timing and pacing and does a lot of good sets.
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If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
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I may have seen a few in passing that were funny, but nothing really comes to mind. When you think of the top ten greatest comedians, I don't believe any would be women.
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Capitalism produces, communism reduces.
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Niki Glaser sometimes. Iliza Schlesinger, again, sometimes.
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Find around and fuck out.
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Become prompt critical.
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1. Wouldn't post it here,
2. Nuke thread 3. Cardio (which is actually rule number 1) |
Stand up comedy is dead as fried chicken. None of them (male or female) is nearly as funny as stand ups were 25-30+ years ago. That industry is dead.
Everything is angsty and race-based, and it’s just not funny. Hardest I ever laughed at a female comedian live was probably Marsha Warfield. She was drunk as hell, but definitely on a roll that night. Believe it or not, Ellen Degeneres wasn’t bad on stage either, early in her career (she got pretty lame after a while though). I used to watch a lot of standup back in the day, and was lucky enough to see a lot of good (and bad) comedy. |
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Not fly enough to be halal....
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Originally Posted By Jesus-with-a-AR15: Kathleen Madigan View Quote I’ll second that. She is funny. Maria Bamford is good too. Rita Rudner was good. Don’t know if she’s still performing, but her older stuff was good. Jeanne Robertson was more of a humorist than a straight standup comedian, but she was very funny. Kind of a Southern church lady persona. |
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"I keep hearing 'must have a dialogue,' but I keep being told to shut up when I speak." -Sand_Pirate
“I’m starting to think the Internet was a terrible mistake.” -Subnet |
Originally Posted By JustinU235: Niki had the best set at the Tom Brady roast. View Quote Came here to post this. That roast was solid gold. Only one joke about Robert Craft getting massages and Tom Brady got up and told Jeff Ross ‘don’t say that shit again!’ Normally female comedians are mediocre at best. |
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Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: Stand up comedy is dead as fried chicken. None of them (male or female) is nearly as funny as stand ups were 25-30+ years ago. That industry is dead. Everything is angsty and race-based, and it’s just not funny. View Quote There are good comedians out there that don’t get heavily into politics or race crap. |
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"I keep hearing 'must have a dialogue,' but I keep being told to shut up when I speak." -Sand_Pirate
“I’m starting to think the Internet was a terrible mistake.” -Subnet |
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch: There are good comedians out there that don’t get heavily into politics or race crap. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch: Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: Stand up comedy is dead as fried chicken. None of them (male or female) is nearly as funny as stand ups were 25-30+ years ago. That industry is dead. Everything is angsty and race-based, and it’s just not funny. There are good comedians out there that don’t get heavily into politics or race crap. I can’t remember the last time a “comedian” actually gave me a genuine laugh (probably early Chapelle). The industry is a pale shadow of what it once was. |
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View Quote Anyone who only saw her on TV got the filtered version of her. Her live shows were another level. She was savage. |
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"I keep hearing 'must have a dialogue,' but I keep being told to shut up when I speak." -Sand_Pirate
“I’m starting to think the Internet was a terrible mistake.” -Subnet |
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch: Anyone who only saw her on TV got the filtered version of her. Her live shows were another level. She was savage. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch: Anyone who only saw her on TV got the filtered version of her. Her live shows were another level. She was savage. Yes she was. |
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Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: I can’t remember the last time a “comedian” actually gave me a genuine laugh. The industry is a pale shadow of what it once was. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch: Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: Stand up comedy is dead as fried chicken. None of them (male or female) is nearly as funny as stand ups were 25-30+ years ago. That industry is dead. Everything is angsty and race-based, and it’s just not funny. There are good comedians out there that don’t get heavily into politics or race crap. I can’t remember the last time a “comedian” actually gave me a genuine laugh. The industry is a pale shadow of what it once was. Try Greg Warren with this Peanut Butter bit. It's pretty good. |
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If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
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Gracie Allen.
Her and George Burns had perfect timing and her ditzy standup is great to this day. |
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Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: Stand up comedy is dead as fried chicken. None of them (male or female) is nearly as funny as stand ups were 25-30+ years ago. That industry is dead. Everything is angsty and race-based, and it’s just not funny. Hardest I ever laughed at a female comedian live was probably Marsha Warfield. She was drunk as hell, but definitely on a roll that night. Believe it or not, Ellen Degeneres wasn’t bad on stage either, early in her career (she got pretty lame after a while though). I used to watch a lot of standup back in the day, and was lucky enough to see a lot of good (and bad) comedy. View Quote Bruh you’re in Texas. Go to the Mothership so you can see how wrong you are. |
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Originally Posted By NotAFudd: I’ve known Iliza for 23ish years now, not funny at all. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By NotAFudd: Originally Posted By -Kyuss-: Niki Glaser sometimes. Iliza Schlesinger, again, sometimes. I’ve known Iliza for 23ish years now, not funny at all. I watched her interview on Rogan. She's a nasty, gold digging skank. She let's strangers play with her titties. She dumped a guy because he lied to her about graduating from Yale. |
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Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: Stand up comedy is dead as fried chicken. None of them (male or female) is nearly as funny as stand ups were 25-30+ years ago. That industry is dead. Everything is angsty and race-based, and it’s just not funny. Hardest I ever laughed at a female comedian live was probably Marsha Warfield. She was drunk as hell, but definitely on a roll that night. Believe it or not, Ellen Degeneres wasn’t bad on stage either, early in her career (she got pretty lame after a while though). I used to watch a lot of standup back in the day, and was lucky enough to see a lot of good (and bad) comedy. View Quote Long time ago I worked with a guy who dated Ellen briefly, before she dyed out. She's from Nola. |
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Kathleen Madigan
Then coming in distant second and third: Maria Bamford Taylor Tomlinson |
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View Quote She got deaded right after making that comment about Michelle Obama being a man. |
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Originally Posted By KonamiCode: Bruh you’re in Texas. Go to the Mothership so you can see how wrong you are. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By KonamiCode: Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: Stand up comedy is dead as fried chicken. None of them (male or female) is nearly as funny as stand ups were 25-30+ years ago. That industry is dead. Everything is angsty and race-based, and it’s just not funny. Hardest I ever laughed at a female comedian live was probably Marsha Warfield. She was drunk as hell, but definitely on a roll that night. Believe it or not, Ellen Degeneres wasn’t bad on stage either, early in her career (she got pretty lame after a while though). I used to watch a lot of standup back in the day, and was lucky enough to see a lot of good (and bad) comedy. Bruh you’re in Texas. Go to the Mothership so you can see how wrong you are. Where, LA? I saw several comics there in the old days. I haven’t seen a single comic worth traveling to see in 20 years. They’re just not funny any more. |
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Not fly enough to be halal....
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Rita Rudner
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Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: Stand up comedy is dead as fried chicken. None of them (male or female) is nearly as funny as stand ups were 25-30+ years ago. That industry is dead. Everything is angsty and race-based, and it’s just not funny. View Quote When liberalism rules the funniest are those who are the most politically incorrect. |
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Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: Stand up comedy is dead as fried chicken. None of them (male or female) is nearly as funny as stand ups were 25-30+ years ago. That industry is dead. Everything is angsty and race-based, and it’s just not funny. Hardest I ever laughed at a female comedian live was probably Marsha Warfield. She was drunk as hell, but definitely on a roll that night. Believe it or not, Ellen Degeneres wasn’t bad on stage either, early in her career (she got pretty lame after a while though). I used to watch a lot of standup back in the day, and was lucky enough to see a lot of good (and bad) comedy. View Quote There was a BILLION dollars in stand-up comedy ticket sales last year. Comedy is probably more popular now than it ever has been. To answer the OP... no. |
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Leah Redick
Has a whole series of “A rich lady goes to ….” |
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“Halfway to a liberal is them getting their way.” Quiganomics
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Originally Posted By Glck1911: Mothership is in Austin. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Glck1911: Originally Posted By TxRabbitBane: Where, LA? I saw several comics there in the old days. I haven’t seen a single comic worth traveling to see in 20 years. They’re just not funny any more. Mothership is in Austin. I haven’t been there yet. |
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Chrissy Mayr. She is funny and based.
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When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
PA, USA
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Amy Schumer.
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Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing!
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There was a gal on YouTube with a set about drinking meth piss that was pretty good, but haven't seen her live or anything
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Female comedians talk about sex. It's like they're genetically incapable of doing any other comedy. And it's lame and unfunny.
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Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch: Anyone who only saw her on TV got the filtered version of her. Her live shows were another level. She was savage. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch: Anyone who only saw her on TV got the filtered version of her. Her live shows were another level. She was savage. Saw her in las Vegas in the mid 80's. There was a lady in the front that Joan kept referring the as "Hooker". At the end of the show she has Hooker come up on stage and take a potted plant for being a good sport. Later on that night as we walked out of the casino, there was a limo with a potted plant sticking out of the moon roof. |
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I support LGBTQ =Let's Get Biden To Quit.
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"I am not young enough to know everything". Oscar Wilde
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Originally Posted By jdessell: Funny? I can't. The first time I heard Wanda Sykes I thought she was kinda funny. I go back and listen now and realize she's just raunchy and nasty. I could go through the whole list and can't think of a single one that I think is funny. I honestly don't know how Sarah Silverman can afford to pay her light bill, much less be famous and rich. Who's funding her? View Quote |
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What it boils down to is that they fear an effective resistance to their power: So, Left in power=Guns bad, mmmmkay...?, Right in power=Guns good!-thskirk
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A lot of the old comedians have stated comedy is dead. There are some male comedians still doing what they can but the female comedians just stand there ranting about the corpse.
Oh well, sux to be a leftist and have such a bleak future. It will suck even more when you realize you helped kill comedy off. |
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If you think I am sexy now just wait until you find out I have full medical and dental.
Personal pronouns are kiushgvlakjbnoiuvb/nxunefu ewdf/lkujghfoiuanxy;ople |
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Kelsey Cook is pretty good. This is coming from someone whose sense of humor is broken...
Kelsey Cook Stand Up: Dealing With IBS |
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Cathy Griffin
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Originally Posted By Useafortyfive: Came here to post this. That roast was solid gold. Only one joke about Robert Craft getting massages and Tom Brady got up and told Jeff Ross ‘don’t say that shit again!’ Normally female comedians are mediocre at best. View Quote In the sprit of the roast, Rob Gronkowski was the best female comedian there. |
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No.
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South Park Season 20: Trolls Ricky Gervais | What About All The Funny Female Comedians? #shorts Female comedians have a couple bits that are funny and a lot that aren't. Even women would rather see male comics that don't grab one shtick and completely wear it out. |
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Everything posted above is factual. Maybe.
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Originally Posted By BigHumidity: Female comedians talk about sex. It's like they're genetically incapable of doing any other comedy. And it's lame and unfunny. View Quote It's what they know both men and women can relate to. There's plenty of female comedians that do comedy aimed at women, but because a lot of men can't relate they lose half their potential audience. We've watched women that my wife found hilarious and I didn't quite get, and men that did the same but the other way around. |
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If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
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Originally Posted By RLR350: In the sprit of the roast, Rob Gronkowski was the best female comedian there. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By RLR350: Originally Posted By Useafortyfive: Came here to post this. That roast was solid gold. Only one joke about Robert Craft getting massages and Tom Brady got up and told Jeff Ross 'don't say that shit again!' Normally female comedians are mediocre at best. In the sprit of the roast, Rob Gronkowski was the best female comedian there. The best part of the roast was how Gronk took endless shit about being dumb then he gets up there and sounds completely fucking dumb. It wasn't even a bit, just Gronk proving everyone right. |
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Everything posted above is factual. Maybe.
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WAtched Rita Rudner in Vegas, she was very funny.
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