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Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:25:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tree-hugger:

To each his own OP, but you'll never win a contest with over-cooked and marinated steaks.

If the cut of meat is crummy, THAT's when you disguise the flavor and texture - by marinating and over-cooking them.

Cutting fat and silver-skin off of wild game is acceptable, because that's where a lot of flavor comes from. ( from what they eat.  Deer - bark, acorns, leaves, etc. - yuck )

You're acting like you're the smart one when you're actually quite ignorant about this.

Learn from this.
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Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:28:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Libertas:
At this point, you may as well make them well done
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They are.
Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:29:01 PM EDT
[#3]
C'mon OP, your steaks look well done
Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:32:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By CDW4ME:

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Originally Posted By CDW4ME:
Originally Posted By tree-hugger:

To each his own OP, but you'll never win a contest with over-cooked and marinated steaks.

If the cut of meat is crummy, THAT's when you disguise the flavor and texture - by marinating and over-cooking them.

Cutting fat and silver-skin off of wild game is acceptable, because that's where a lot of flavor comes from. ( from what they eat.  Deer - bark, acorns, leaves, etc. - yuck )

You're acting like you're the smart one when you're actually quite ignorant about this.

Learn from this.

https://i.imgflip.com/48vc9y.png?a476184

Sorry Karen.

It's all fact.
Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:33:41 PM EDT
[#5]
Meh 3/10
Over cooked
Dry
No tasty Fat

Op should be jailed for crimes done to that meat
Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:35:24 PM EDT
[#6]
Hopefully improving on OPs abomination of a Strip steak, here’s mine from tonight. No fat trimming, no marinade, just a little kosher salt and fresh ground black pepper.

Mine was medium rare, with grilled baked potatoes, stuffed mushroom caps, and sautéed carrots.

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Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:39:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:41:25 PM EDT
[#8]
Even worse after update.

I suspect these were being cut up to be used in some other dish and it’s a troll job.
Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:43:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Never_A_Wick:
Even worse after update.

I suspect these were being cut up to be used in some other dish and it’s a troll job.
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Or fed to his cat.
Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:45:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:45:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Low_Country:
Thorazine is back!
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Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:49:47 PM EDT
[#12]
This thread gave me dick cancer
Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:52:02 PM EDT
[#13]
After looking at the cooked steaks in the op, the only thing missing now is a 1 in. layer of mayo for complete coverage. Yuk.
Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:57:10 PM EDT
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For fucks sake.


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Link Posted: 5/12/2024 7:59:20 PM EDT
[#15]
Oh what the flying fuck you do to that meat OP?  Ban that motherfucker.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 2:01:17 AM EDT
[#16]
they look like fucking tuna fish.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 9:50:19 AM EDT
[#17]
Waste of
Steaks
Site Resources
Time

A perfect failure at a PSA
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 10:25:00 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/13/2024 10:34:22 AM EDT
[#19]
What a FU deal. The OP started out with 2 really good looking steaks and wound up with something that looks like my cat threw up.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 11:08:12 AM EDT
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Don't know what happened to the pics.  There weren't any errors when I was uploading...
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 11:18:50 AM EDT
[#21]
I sincerely hope the OP is single and not making anyone else suffer through that.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 11:28:58 AM EDT
[#22]
You did it wrong. Have your husband do it next time.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 11:31:18 AM EDT
[#23]

I am even more sad than I was before OP's update!

Poor poor steaks! Didn du nuffin to desrve that!
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 11:55:55 AM EDT
[#24]
The OP is a wizard! He turned steaks into pork.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:02:15 PM EDT
[#25]
OP eats banana with 2 hands and doesnt move the banana.

Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:31:58 PM EDT
[#26]
How'd you make your steak look like a Porkchop?

Actually, Dont bother telling me... Anyone that's proud of what you just did needs to be on a list, and I don't want to be associated with you.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:32:35 PM EDT
[#27]
You suck, OP.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:33:07 PM EDT
[#28]
Thorazine thread.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:36:44 PM EDT
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those look absolutely terrible
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:39:58 PM EDT
[#30]
A culinary masterpiece OP! Bravo! Bravo! 10/10

Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:40:00 PM EDT
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Gotta say the wet bath on those didn’t do you any favors

I hope they tasted better than they look.

Missing some charred/cooked fat
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:45:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By sublimeshooter:
How'd you make your steak look like a Porkchop?
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Exactly what I was thinking.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:45:45 PM EDT
[#33]
WTF
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:49:10 PM EDT
[#34]
I don't even have the words........abomination would be an upgrade
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:53:46 PM EDT
[#35]
How the fuck did you overcook the inside and undercook the outside?
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:54:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By M4Michael:


Broseph….that right there is some communist witchcraft.

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I’m quoting myself after that update.

I am fairly certain that the commies used the same process OP used on those steaks to preserve Lenin’s body.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 12:55:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Looks good to me.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 1:03:19 PM EDT
[#38]
Did you have corn on the cob to go with them? If you did I’m guessing you ate it long ways and moaned a little with each bite.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 1:04:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By NwG:
How the fuck did you overcook the inside and undercook the outside?
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He grilled soggy steaks. They basically boiled from the inside out. May as well have microwaved them.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 1:06:23 PM EDT
[#40]
fail
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 1:07:07 PM EDT
[#41]
OP shouldn't even be allowed to cook low end sirloin.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 1:09:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/13/2024 1:23:22 PM EDT
[#43]
Steak should look like this, OP:

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What you have there....

Link Posted: 5/13/2024 1:44:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Coffin-Nail:
I sincerely hope the OP is single and not making anyone else suffer through that.
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My wife and I thought it was delicious; our boys liked it too.


Originally Posted By walkinginadangerzone:
A culinary masterpiece OP! Bravo! Bravo! 10/10

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Originally Posted By Efl15:
Looks good to me.
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Link Posted: 5/13/2024 1:45:33 PM EDT
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Nope. Can't eat that.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 1:47:31 PM EDT
[#46]
Epic thread.
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 1:49:27 PM EDT
[#47]
OP should be sued. He should have to serve 60hrs community service, serve 60hrs with a world renowned chef, at his cost not the taxpayers, and pay each individual $100 that's seen those pics as restitution
Link Posted: 5/13/2024 1:58:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By CDW4ME:




My wife and I thought it was delicious; our boys liked it too.




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Link Posted: 5/13/2024 3:11:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/13/2024 4:23:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Nyle_AR15:
OP should be sued. He should have to serve 60hrs community service, serve 60hrs with a world renowned chef, at his cost not the taxpayers, and pay each individual $100 that's seen those pics as restitution
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OP had the guts to do a steak thread unlike most others seen here.
Usually it is fatty and near always undercooked.

God forbid someone doesn't want to eat fat or near raw meat; I get incorrectly labeled as a troll for showing how I prepare steak.

I got your community service. I'm cooking something different tonight and I'll share; what I'm cooking you will just have to wait and see.
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